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Entries for June 2015

As a brief reminder for those who forgot or for many that didn't know.
Here is what happened, quietly, on January 1, 2015:

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1. Never take a beer to a job interview.
2. Always identify people in your yard, before shooting at them.
3. It is considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.
5. Even if you are certain that you are included in the will, it is still considered tacky to drive a U-Haul to the funeral home.

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I handed the teller @ my bank a withdrawal slip for $400.00

I said "May I have large bills, please".

She looked at me and said "I'm sorry sir, all the bills are the same size."

When I got up off the floor I explained it to her.

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